Wednesday, April 20, 2011
If My Mama Were A Blogger....
Time for Mama Kat's Pretty Much World Famous Writer's Workshop! I'm not sure how the week went by so fast but it did and here we are again. And so for this weeks prompt.. I'm going with "If your Mom were a blogger......?"
If my Mama were a blogger..
It would be a shocker.
She wouldn't follow me,
Cuz she's eighty three!
A t.v. remote's a mystery.
A microwave is "NOT for me!"
A mouse is a critter in the house.
Postings, comments, settings, design?
Too confusing! Just get her some wine!
And what the hell...
And a gadget, she'd be bitchin'
is something that belongs in a kitchen!
This "new fangled" computer world sets her
a twitter (not the kind your thinking of!)
You DIGG in your garden..
and talk about BING (CROSBY!)
If my Mama were a bloggger?
T'aint no such THING!