Wednesday, April 20, 2011

If My Mama Were A Blogger....

Mama’s Losin’ It

Time for Mama Kat's Pretty Much World Famous Writer's Workshop!  I'm not sure how the week went by so fast but it did and here we are again.  And so for this weeks prompt.. I'm going with "If your Mom were a blogger......?"

If my Mama were a blogger..
It would be a shocker.
She wouldn't follow me,
Cuz she's eighty three!
A t.v. remote's a mystery.
A microwave is "NOT for me!"
A mouse is a critter in the house.
Postings, comments, settings, design?
Too confusing!  Just get her some wine!
And what the hell...
 HTML?
And a gadget, she'd be bitchin'
is something that belongs in a kitchen!
This "new fangled" computer world sets her
a twitter (not the kind your thinking of!)
You DIGG in your garden..
and talk about BING (CROSBY!)
If my Mama were a bloggger?
T'aint no such THING!
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14 comments:

  1. JessicaApril 21, 2011 at 1:53 AM

    How cute you made it into a poem. Nicely done. I hope she would follow you.

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  2. KellyApril 21, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    My mom is only sixty three and all this still applies to her, except maybe Bing Crosby. Cute poem!

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  3. JenApril 21, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Hahaha! That was too funny! Good job combining 2 prompts into one!!

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  4. StephanieApril 21, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Awesome!

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  5. {Stephanie}The Drama MamaApril 21, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Ohhhh I love this!! SOOO funny!!!

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  6. dawnApril 21, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    THAT was FABULOUS!!
    How do you know my mom?

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  7. JackieApril 21, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Cute poem! It'd be a shock too if my mom were a blogger. I'm actually still trying to get over her having a facebook page. Although she is completely lost on there, haha.

    Thanks for stopping by. Have a great weekend!

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  8. Pitterle PostingsApril 22, 2011 at 1:43 AM

    Oh yes!! My mom would be the same way!!

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  9. AmandaApril 22, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Hilarious...my mother would probably react the same way and she's 52!

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  10. amygrewApril 23, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    This is SO funny and cute and I can see it being said in my mothers house too!

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  11. AmyApril 23, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I love it! So cute!

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  12. readwatchrelaxApril 23, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    this is funny! i can see this being said about my g-ma....although i wonder what she would blog about... :)

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  13. Becky @ Rub Some Dirt On ItApril 28, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Hilarious! :) My mom is a lot younger but she still feels the same way! And my MIL thinks having photos of my kids on the internet is a CRIME! Thanks for the laugh :)

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  14. KarenJuly 8, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    Stopping by from Time Travel Tuesday. I stumbled, followed and Google +1 you! My post is http://practicalfrugality.blogspot.com/2011/06/why-book-reviews-are-important.html

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